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Another way of saying phantom turd when all your friends over use that phrase.
When you poop and it disappears into the U-bend of the toilet and there is no residue on your toilet paper.
"Am i imaging things? I just pooped and it's no where to be seen. It was an invisiturd."
Similar to a phantom turd. Where the piece of poop disappears into the U-bend of the toilet and leaves no residue on the toilet paper. But with a Grease Lightning, the only way you know you just pooped was because you ate spicy food and the poop burned your butthole.
It sometimes makes you break into song and dance about the car of the same name from "Grease"
Jake: "I swear I just pooped but it's nowhere to be seen. It burned my butthole from all that spicy food. It must've been the Grease Lightning"
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(adj.) Going poop. Describing the big and brown characteristics of poop.
It is a derivative of GREASY GROWLERS
Q: "Where did Jim go?"
A: "Oh he's in the bathroom, makin' bears"
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After a night of drinking when your stomach is rumbling and you have to poop. When you do poop and the fecal matter slides out like the chute was greased.
Q: "What was that noise?"
A: (in a hungover tired voice) "I drank way too much and I've got some Greasy Growlers"
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