Reality Pie

When your friend needs a HUGE reality check. The friend is out of touch with actual facts. Of course, being the good friend you are, you're there to set them straight.

Reality Pie

Friend: Awesome! I LOVE German Chocolate Pie! *takes a bite and spits it out* wait...this isn't chocolate....

You: Well yeah, it's actually dog shit. You see, the reality of it is.....