locked in

When you've previously met or interacted with someone, but you barely know them and every time you cross paths, you feel compelled to give them a nod or a quick hello. These interactions are awkward enough that you actively try to avoid them if you can.

Tyler: Fuck, let's take this other street today
Ryan: Wait, why? That way is longer
Tyler: I'm locked in with that guy ahead

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chess clarity

When you're playing a game of chess and you see everything. You know what moves your opponent can and almost certainly will make. You know your vulnerabilities and how to protect them. You have multiple separate plans of attack, that are multi-step moves, ready to go based on how your opponent plays. And you can for-see full chain reactions when different moves are played. You are in control and can only be surprised by a significantly better player or someone who doesn't know what they're doing.

Kevin: "Damn dude, you played a sick game. You had everything locked down."
Ryan: "I had full chess clarity. It was almost impossible for me to lose."

in out hook

When one person is in the for the other, the other person is out for the other, and they end up hooking. There are other combos in the matrix (in in hook, in in no hook, in out no hook, out out hook, out out no hook).

Tyler: "Did y'all hook"?
Ryan: "Yeah... it was an in out hook. She was in, I was out, but I was so ravenous, so I just went with it anyway."

partial bedding

When you bed a girl but she doesn't stay the night.

Tor: "Wow you guys watched TWO movies back to back. I hope you got some kissy kissy time in"
Ryan: "You'd think. It was a partial bedding. She was waiting for move, but I laid like a pencil instead and walked her home afterwards in absolute shame"

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Mannon music

Music that is strummy, has basic males vocals, and is generally upbeat even if it’s supposed to sad. Basically Spotify top music during 2016-2018.

Ramon: Dude let me take over the music
Ryan: You don’t like these songs?
Ramon: I can’t stand Mannon music

dispaRAT

Describes a horrible or unfortunate circumstance that brings about feelings of embarrassment, misery, or shame.

Example 1
Tyler: "Jonathon just got killed 4 times in a row in CoD"
Ryan: "That's so dispaRAT it hurts"

Example 2
Kevin: "There was a hot girl at Urth today"
Jackson: "Did you talk to her?"
Kevin: "Yeah, but she wasn't that interested"
Jackson: "Damn dude, that's absolutely dispaRAT"

inside girl

Girls that don't fuck around too much with nature. You know those earthy girls that love camping and hiking... yeah these aren't those girls. Inside girls can respect a nice camping trip or hike every once in a while, but these are not frequent activities. Inside girls are much happier in nice air-conditioned and heated luxury buildings. Treat them to a nice dinner, they won't be upset.

Kevin: "How have the dating apps been for you?"
Ryan: "They're hit and miss. I'm looking for a nice inside girl, but so many of them just want to go hiking all the time."

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