bone schlendi

A term used for a "Boner" of a large magnitude.Usually enacted by a fine woman, sometimes a man, depending on what floats your boat.

Man: Darn, she has a fatty!
Man's Hommie: I know dawg i got a fat bone schlendi!
Man: Fucking gross, put that away ew.

Me Lon cat

The smartest creature in the universe that always looks concerned for your well-being. She learns vast amounts of knowledge through her mentors: Willy, Tuni, and Kibben. She is in her youth at the moment, placing her in the smolest form of her life cycle. Through her life, she will transition from a micro Boin to a massive cabt with virtually unlimited power. She is the guardian of our known universe, and resides with her family, Lexi and the stuffed animals. Every day she undergoes a rigorous task devised by her masters, given to her in the knowledge tree. She is constantly expanding her combat abilities, as well as her intellectual experience. Within our lifetime, she will conquer earth, where everyone will bow and worship to her awesomeness.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my God, is that ME LON CAT