push the snake out the back door

Taking a shiznazzle. Dropping the Cosby's off at the pool. Firing off a missle. Pinching a loaf. Breaking one off. Pooping. Shitting. A thick fart.

Oh snap, I went to toot and accidentally pushed the snake out the back door.

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red eye surprise

The act of spreading your ass cheeks wide apart and putting you red eye in the eye of someone sleeping and the farting hardcore and yelling "SURPRISE" at the same time. When they wake up your chute is in their eye and its even more of a surprise.

Billy got all drunk and passed out so Sherry gave him a red eye surprise. Unfortunately it ended in an accidental hot lunch.

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ass banger

I like guys to do this to me

Are you an ass banger? pump me in the pooper!

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Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior

The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc

Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.

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from ace to face

The act of pulling your chode out of your girlfriends ass and plugging it right into her mouth without even wiping it off first.

Yo I was bum humping this serious bitch so I went directly from ace to face on her. To top things off I finished with a wordWhite Dragon/word

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vagitarian

One who does not use animal skin condoms when haveing intercoures. Made up by Adam Corolla on love line

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hitter in the shitter

1. To spread a girls assey bum cheeks wide open and feed it the tube steak

2. To screw a chick in the bathroom either public or at home

1. MAN, that chick loved it when I hitter in the shitter!

2. I accidentally walked into the womans bathroom but I am glad I did cause I met a dirty girl and hitter in the shitter. Unfortunately, she forgot to wipe!!

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