Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior

The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc

Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.

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ass banger

I like guys to do this to me

Are you an ass banger? pump me in the pooper!

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G-Stud

Student enrolled in a general studies program at a University.

1. "My dad wants me to major in Business, but I'd rather be a G-Stud."

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illiterate

unable to read and write. basically a fucking idiot who has the approximate education levelof a grade 2 english student if not worse.

99.9% of the people who post stuff on this site are illiterate.

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most def

(coming from "most definently")...meaning you strongly agree with someone else offer

Yo id rip that girl wide open...

Oh most def...most def

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Grilled cheese sandwich

(adj) When you go to fuck a girl the morning after a long night of shooting it in her dumpster. Its like peeling open a grilled cheese sandwich made with cheddr cheese.

I had to get the crowbar out to fuck her in her grilled cheese sandwich.

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KIT

That bitchin' ass talking car from Knight Rider

Holy fucking shit, that bitchin' ass car from Knight Rider can talk!

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