trailblazer

The act of letting a fart and then calmlywalking around the room to make sure everyone gets a taste of your ass.

I think that guy just got butt fucked. He let a trailblazer andit stunk like burning rubber!

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bonerific

1. The most fantastic boner you have ever popped.

2. The coolest thing you have ever seen.

1. After the ninja popped the biggest boner he had ever seen, bigger than the biggest, blackest boner, he wailed on his guitar and said "That was fucking bonerific"

2. YO, I was choking off the other night and I hit my fucking ceiling. It was boooooonerrrrrifiic!

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too-pid

The way my grandmother says stupid when she is not wearing her false teeth.

<Grandma> BobbyT.com why the fuck are you alwayt atting to too-pid?

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bum a fag

1. To borrow a cigarette from an english chap

2. To stick a dick in a gay guys ass

1. Excuse me my good chap, may I perhaps bum a fag.

2. I once accidentally clicked on a gay porn site on al4a.com/links.html and saw some guy bumming a fag.

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remove the space

The idiots that coded slashcode, used to run things like slashdot, randomly insert spaces into freetext urls so they can be wordwrapped. This leads to all sorts of unneccessary problems.

Just another minor annoyance brought to you by those idots at slashdot.

For that URL to work, you have to remove the space.

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schlort

A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.

HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.

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