mattdion

Boy's got so much game, his bitch needs a half time.

Ooh, yeah, yeah, oh baby, yes!!...sorry I'm gonna have to Mattdion this one. bitch needs a break from these skillz.

PIP

When your bro goes from brew to bud to brew again, then feasts like he’s pregnant until he passes out.

“Dan was a straight PIP tonight. He drank up, blazed down, went Pickles-Ice cream-Pickles, then passed the fuck out.”

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Impure Demure

When a girl acts classy as shit, but you find out she’s straight filthy.

“You ain’t getting nowhere with Sarah, man, you’re wasting your time.”

“Nah, that girl acts prude, but she’s impure demure; Kinky as hell.”

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