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(n.) a surprise technique used by a woman being fucked from behind. The woman buries her face in a pepper covered pillow to make herself sneeze at the same time her man starts to cum. The sneeze will cause her vaginal muscles to grip his ejacualting dick like the airway-constricting hug from fat Aunt Martha little boys try to hide from at family reunions.
My wifeâs Sneaky Aunt Martha hugged my dick so tight, I was gasping for air when I busted a nut.
(adj.) when a person with a penis feels or shows negative emotions after a comment is made about his penis, directly or indirectly. He will usually take offense, even to general statements, and will respond with anger and/or by personally attacking the person who made the comments.
The Instagram follower got dickhurt and cussed me out when I said men over 40 canât keep up, sexually, with women in their prime.
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(n.) A girl, associated by employment with a specific store in a specific location, who has a special relationship with a vendor to that store. Satellite girls are usually sought out by married, narcissistic vendors at each of their delivery stops so they never have to go without attention. Satellite girls provide a listening ear for the vendor to spill his relationship woes to and also provide a fun, flirty, and often sexual experience for the vendor during his stop. The satellite girl may be led to believe she is in a legitimate relationship with the vendor, but she is not aware that he has similar relationships with a girl at all of his stops. Due to the hard feelings brought about by the deception surrounding the relationship between vendor and his satellite girl, the satellite girl will usually end up leaving her job and another girl will unknowingly take her spot. In extreme cases of hard feelings or if the relationship posts a threat to the livelihood of the vendor, the vendor may change routes to lose that stop and cut ties with the satellite girl.
Vendor 1: Were you getting head out beside Wal-Mart around 2 from the customer service chick?
Vendor2: Yep! She gives me head every Wednesday after I check their order in.
Vendor1: Ainât you married, bruh?
Vendor 2: Man, sheâs just a satellite girl; I canât even remember her damn name.
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(n.) A condition characterized by a series of brain seizures that start to occur when one orgasms from having their salad tossed, usually by an experienced salad tosser.
Because Clyde suffers from anally induced epilicksy, Martha is careful about how far she sticks her tongue into his ass. The last time she tossed his salad, Clydeâs sphincter contracted during a seizure and Marthaâs tongue was stuck in his ass for 12 minutes.
The hashtag used when referring to a speakeasy in Anderson, South Carolina.
Text Messages between two best friends:
Friend 1: That picture you posted of you and that tall Guy was hot! Where did yâall end up going?
Friend 2: #somewhere!
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Like the female homewrecker, a man who preys on women of all relationship statuses who usually have children. He carefully chooses women who are awesome moms, attractive, and have big hearts because they are the ones who will always remember the pain he caused. He weaves himself into the circle and proceeds to fit right in as if he has always been a part of the family. The children enjoy his company and playfulness, and "I love you" is often exchanged between the man and woman, and the man and children. After the man has infected the family with his charm, love, and protection, and after he plants seeds of hopes and dreams, he fucks the family by showing them he was just faking.
Can you believe that Famfacker weaved himself into my family for years, pretending to love and care, and then
left like he didn't even know us!
(v.) to be or become choked or smothered during sleep by a vagina, a.k.a. muff.
An Anderson woman died today from nocturnal smuffocation when the trashy prostitute, who she had been giving a place to stay, roofied the woman and waited for her to pass out before she rode the womanâs face, forcing non consensual cuninglingus.
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