your momma's hood

what my roomate says everytime i say "where do you want to eat tonight, buddy?" the reply is meant to get under one's skin. your momma's hood

Buddy: Friend, its your special night where do you want to eat friend?
Friend: Umm, I don't know, oh how about your momma's hood?

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B.O.B

Best Of Breed.

We have the BOB working for us.

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dildonics

The study and manufacturing of ergonomically designed dildos; new area of robotics combined with dildo technology

Probably a lot of lesbians have degrees in dildonics. Sometimes a fag named TJ sneaks in a warehouse and frolics around in a pile of dirty dildos. What a dildo

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Gotcha

Sounds similar to Got it

Caller: Do you understand what I am saying.
Reciever: Ya, Gotcha.

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scrumdillyumptious

something that tastes very good

pie is scrumdillyumptious

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Hohum

Hohum is similar to the word whorish, except it solely applies to the day.

This day is so hohum, I would sell my danger zone for a hamburger

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