fetal facial

Ejaculating inside a woman's vagina while she is pregnant so that the developing fetus is coated.

"I gave that kid a fetal facial every day for nine months!"

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bloody moon rat

1. A more artistic description for a used Tampon.

2. When a woman pulls out a tampon once it is "full" it resembles a "red rodent". The string being the tail, and the absorbant being the body.

"I'll be a few minutes late, I gotta flush a bloody moon rat."

"Every month I give birth to a litter of bloody moon rats."

"You know it's a bad movie when you see bloody moon rats crawling down the screen."

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Green Grungies

When the food that has been consumed causes your stool to have a very distinct green color. Defacating a Green Grungie can also include discomfort, wetness, and/or strong odour.

Low grade meats and high grease content have a higher likelihood of causing Green Grungies to form. (McDonalds, KFC, etc.)

"Man I've got a bad case of the Green Grungies"

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