East coast destroyer

Is someone who travels up and down the east coast for business, and fucks everything that walks. “ east coast destroyer coming to a coast near you. Also known as ECD.

The east coast destroyer is coming to a town near you. The east coast destroyer is a man that fucks the shit out of any woman that walks because he is away on business and needing some action

The texas logs

The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.

Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush