Mongolian Milkshake

A special drink before sex that deals with sexual partner(s) bonding through blending body fluids and fecal matter together and then drinking it. This drink is best made while the woman is on her period, if a woman is involved in the act. Both partners (or more) should consume a large portion of shitty North Philly Chinese food the day before making the drink. Step 1 is for both the partners to take turns shitting in a plastic bag, and grind it up into 1 liquid paste to be frozen. Make sure at least half of the bag is full and wait approximately 8 hours to take it out of the freezer and begin the blending process. The other ingredients to the drink include Urine (warm and hot), Female period blood, a few days worth of semen. Enjoy!

I don't know why I am throwing up, because man that Mongolian Milkshake I had with your mom last night tasted sooooo gooooood!!

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Boobams

A term used to describe the females well-padded and flexible bosom during the final stages of climax. During these final stages of climax, the man rhythmically shakes and squeezes his partners hooters for several minutes (approx. 160 BPM) to warm up the mammary glands. The male then firmly clenches and sucks on the nipple and drinks for nourishment.

After Kevin finished interpolating his penis into Trisha, he firmly grasped her Boobams with his lips and churned them for his daily nourishment of Vitamin D.

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