Two dicks

Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.

"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...

bandwagoneer

Someone who says or shows themselves to be a fan of a team who has won and gone to the bigtime, or, someone famous who recently died, though they had shown no support for them prior.

After the team won the championship,
the bandwagoneer bought their merchandise and told everybody how great a fan he was and how they "go back a long way."

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trainspotter

someone who obsessively collects bits of useless information

see also: nerd.

The trainspotter watched Beat the Geeks and took notes over questions missed.

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penguins

The only species to survive the next ice age. They caught Harrison Ford with his pants around his ankles and sent him back in time. Now they're making him build gigantic ice machines that drop gigantic ice cubes into the sea until the world freezes over.

Penguins may look innocent and non-threatening, even cute, but they cannot be trusted!

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necromancy

The act of bringing up an old thread on a forum.

The lurker-turned-noobie posted "me too" in a thread from 2000 and got flamed wave after wave for her necromancy.

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sharpie

Anyone in a service or a business who is not respectable.

I needed a new radiator. They wanted to charge me $800. I called another place and they said $200. What a bunch of sharpies.

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naff

Sucky. Crap. Plato would say it is something very low from its ideal form.

That car is so naff, it doesn't have a reverse and it backfires.

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