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When da cunt wanna get married.
Carol: Thatâs it, Mark, If I donât get a ring in the next six months then Iâm dumping your ass.
Mark: Fine, bitch, go on down to Burger King and get a whole box of fucking rings.
Carol: Youâre and ass hole.
Mark: Get over hear! Iâm gonna turn you inside out. No one is getting to 6th Base with you any time soon.
This phrase can mean one of two things. In golfing terms it means hitting a ball into a hole in one try. The next meaning isnât much different from the first. If your girl starts getting frisky she might as for a Hole-In-One. This is when a man nuts so hard the cum flys into the air. If the giz becomes airborne then the woman will attempt to catch it in her pussy.
Lizzie: I need you at my house right now!
Raymond: Whatâs wrong?
Lizzie: I need a Hole-In-One!
Raymond: Ok Lizzie Iâll be there in a few minutes.
Lizzie: Donât Forget the lotion like last time...Now I understand why they call you Red.
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What your mom has wet dreams about.
Jennifer: What are you doing at my house at 3:00 AM, Spencer?
Reid: Why do you think Iâm here?
Jennifer: Oh I know why your hear.
Reid. Do you now?
Jennifer: I need you Spencer!
Reid: Call me Pussy Barbarian, because Iâm about to go savage on that kitty.
This is a campaign was started in early 2021 in order to help rehabilitate the current President of the United States, Joseph Biden. It was first announced to a select group of left leaning voters, after the Democratic Party realized that they wouldnât be able to sneak this man into office for a second term. Leaked emails suggest that this campaign will help with Joe Bidenâs eye sight, cover up multiple accusations of sexual assault, pay his wife to hold off the divorce until 2028, tone down his hypocrisy (estimated to be decreased by .2%, a fraction of the total), keep his body held together, and attempt to make his future Presidential campaign legitimate.
High Powered Random Democratic Voter: Hilary, are you going to send any money to this new campaign, Help Joe Biden?
Hilary: Iâll send in enough money to keep those flight records to Jeffrey Epsteinâs Island out of public knowledge, but I only think itâs fair if they try to illegally force me into office as well.
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Someone who knows everything there is to know about a womanâs vagina. For example they would know how it smells, tastes, feels, and all the biological features. If you are interested in becoming a Pussy Enthusiast they I should warm you that one of the courses you will need to take is âHow to fit your dick into a vagina,â so this one not be something I would recommend to women or homosexuals.
Hopper: Eleven, you know how Iâm studying to be a Pussy Enthusiast?
Eleven: Yes.
Hopper: Well I have some homework.
TWO HOURS LATER
Eleven: Mike I need to break up with you.
Mike: What, why!
Eleven: Iâm pregnant.
Mike: But we havenât even had sex yet!
Eleven: Itâs not yours, goodbye Mike.
On the prison hierarchy, prison barber is far from the top. Although it is more respectable than a prison bitch, mail carrier, or license plate maker, it still will not keep you safe from the occasional ass rape. If I am being honest, no job grants you respect in jail. The one thing that separates prison barbers from the rest of the working inmates is the fact that they are closely monitored by guards. Due to the wide variety of razors and scissors prison barbers possess, the guard at these penitentiaries will be on high alert, often hanging out with prison barbers for hours on end. With such close contact to guards in jail, other prisoners could see them as snitches or a suck ups.
So, instead of working long hours cutting hair, being insulted and threatened constantly by other inmates, and being closing watched by guards every waking minute of the day, just grab your favorite color bandanna, and join a gang. That will earn you respect, and make you less likely to get ass raped. The only down side is that you are less likely to get parol.
Tyron: Hey Leroy, cut my hair, bitch.
Leroy: Alight, son. Sit down.
Tyron: I seen you talking to those guards Leroy. You snitchin?
Leroy: Donât be accusing me of shit like that.
Tyron: Shut up, prison barber. Meet me out side the lunch room after yâall cut my hair. I got some shit I want to shove up your ass.
If a woman were to have intercourse with a man who possessed a cold, then she could be in danger of Nipple Flair. This disease tends to last for about 2-3 weeks. If your doctor confirms that you have Nipple Flair than you will need to go home and not go outside. This sickness will cause a womanâs nipples to be extremely cold. If you get Nipple Flair than you must not have sex or go outdoors. Both activities with cause your tits to heat up to temperatures around 400 degrees. Some woman try to obtain Nipple Flair because during the short period that it lasts the female with be able to produce cum from her jugs. You would not need a male to create a baby if you had Nipple Flair, this fact makes a lot of feminists very happy. Also the disease may shrink your lungs until you die.
Zeva: Abby I need you to come over to my house right now!
Abby: Whatâs wrong!
Zeva: Tony gave me Nipple Flair and I need you to help me clean up the giz off my couch.
Abby: Ok Iâll be right their.
Zeva: Bring a switchblade, I might need to cut my nipples off.