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This phrase can mean one of two things. In golfing terms it means hitting a ball into a hole in one try. The next meaning isnât much different from the first. If your girl starts getting frisky she might as for a Hole-In-One. This is when a man nuts so hard the cum flys into the air. If the giz becomes airborne then the woman will attempt to catch it in her pussy.
Lizzie: I need you at my house right now!
Raymond: Whatâs wrong?
Lizzie: I need a Hole-In-One!
Raymond: Ok Lizzie Iâll be there in a few minutes.
Lizzie: Donât Forget the lotion like last time...Now I understand why they call you Red.
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When da cunt wanna get married.
Carol: Thatâs it, Mark, If I donât get a ring in the next six months then Iâm dumping your ass.
Mark: Fine, bitch, go on down to Burger King and get a whole box of fucking rings.
Carol: Youâre and ass hole.
Mark: Get over hear! Iâm gonna turn you inside out. No one is getting to 6th Base with you any time soon.
This is a campaign was started in early 2021 in order to help rehabilitate the current President of the United States, Joseph Biden. It was first announced to a select group of left leaning voters, after the Democratic Party realized that they wouldnât be able to sneak this man into office for a second term. Leaked emails suggest that this campaign will help with Joe Bidenâs eye sight, cover up multiple accusations of sexual assault, pay his wife to hold off the divorce until 2028, tone down his hypocrisy (estimated to be decreased by .2%, a fraction of the total), keep his body held together, and attempt to make his future Presidential campaign legitimate.
High Powered Random Democratic Voter: Hilary, are you going to send any money to this new campaign, Help Joe Biden?
Hilary: Iâll send in enough money to keep those flight records to Jeffrey Epsteinâs Island out of public knowledge, but I only think itâs fair if they try to illegally force me into office as well.
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Someone who knows everything there is to know about a womanâs vagina. For example they would know how it smells, tastes, feels, and all the biological features. If you are interested in becoming a Pussy Enthusiast they I should warm you that one of the courses you will need to take is âHow to fit your dick into a vagina,â so this one not be something I would recommend to women or homosexuals.
Hopper: Eleven, you know how Iâm studying to be a Pussy Enthusiast?
Eleven: Yes.
Hopper: Well I have some homework.
TWO HOURS LATER
Eleven: Mike I need to break up with you.
Mike: What, why!
Eleven: Iâm pregnant.
Mike: But we havenât even had sex yet!
Eleven: Itâs not yours, goodbye Mike.
The common footwear of a person of Jewish ethnicity. Jew shoes can consist of any type of dress shoes or of those made from wood. Penny loafers are a safe bet when shopping for a Jew.
Ari: I need some new shoes. I have a business meeting coming up, and If it goes well Iâll be nose deep in money.
Solomon: Yeah, Iâm in need of a new Yarmulke. Maybe Iâll pick one up while weâre here buying your Jew Shoes.
Ari: Iâm two dollars short. Can I borrow some cash?
Solomon: No.
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What your mom has wet dreams about.
Jennifer: What are you doing at my house at 3:00 AM, Spencer?
Reid: Why do you think Iâm here?
Jennifer: Oh I know why your hear.
Reid. Do you now?
Jennifer: I need you Spencer!
Reid: Call me Pussy Barbarian, because Iâm about to go savage on that kitty.
On the prison hierarchy, prison barber is far from the top. Although it is more respectable than a prison bitch, mail carrier, or license plate maker, it still will not keep you safe from the occasional ass rape. If I am being honest, no job grants you respect in jail. The one thing that separates prison barbers from the rest of the working inmates is the fact that they are closely monitored by guards. Due to the wide variety of razors and scissors prison barbers possess, the guard at these penitentiaries will be on high alert, often hanging out with prison barbers for hours on end. With such close contact to guards in jail, other prisoners could see them as snitches or a suck ups.
So, instead of working long hours cutting hair, being insulted and threatened constantly by other inmates, and being closing watched by guards every waking minute of the day, just grab your favorite color bandanna, and join a gang. That will earn you respect, and make you less likely to get ass raped. The only down side is that you are less likely to get parol.
Tyron: Hey Leroy, cut my hair, bitch.
Leroy: Alight, son. Sit down.
Tyron: I seen you talking to those guards Leroy. You snitchin?
Leroy: Donât be accusing me of shit like that.
Tyron: Shut up, prison barber. Meet me out side the lunch room after yâall cut my hair. I got some shit I want to shove up your ass.