PCS

Post-Coffee Shits.

When the inevitable mid morning/early lunch butt bubble attack comes on, following the ingestion of either normal (or) significant amounts of coffee.

“Dude, I had a massive egg and bacon breakfast and that Starbucks just washed through me. I got a bad case of dat PCS.”

mookieduke

Originally take as a joke on a guys’ name whom was featured on First 48, I’ve now modified it beautifully to represent what the word most accurately portrays:

A large-scale Dookie.

“Man, ordering and downing those two #1 Meals with Large Cokes really did a number on me. Just dropped a massive mookieduke. Don’t go in the bathroom for another 3-4 hours.”

HABS

HyperActive Butthole Syndrome

“Mother of god, dude, that Indian curry last night….was up all night with a bad case of the HABS.”