hajj and a half

a very long distance

derives from the Hajj, the annual Islamic pilgrimage to Mecca

once, i tried to walk to school. damn, without a car, it was like a hajj and a half.

sodipop

Pouring an alcoholic drink into any non-alcoholic drink container (specifically a can, but could also be a restaurant-branded cup or a water bottle) to drink in public and/or during the day without judgment or detection.

Similar to street soda. Might have originated from sodie pop.

Hey, don't throw out your La Croix!! I've got babysitting in an hour, and you know I'm sodipopping it.
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Person 1: I've gotta drop this class, the professor's kicking my ass
Person 2: Lmao maybe if you hadn't sodipopped the first 1/2 of the semester, you'd know what was going on
Person 1: biiiiiitch, YOU try going to class on Thursday nights.
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Person 1: My grandparents are there... I'm not walking in with a bag of Franzia.
Person 2: No worries, we'll all just sodipop.