Baldy McNosehair

A disorder common in mechanical engineers with male pattern baldness that happen to have a comically large mustache. Is linked to obesity.

The term was first coined by the biologist Roger "Olgilvie Maurice" Smith in 2010.

"Where are you going?"
"To find 'Baldy McNosehair', of course! Hahaha, I'm totally calling him 'McNosehair' from now on!"

"Hey, I've been looking for you, Baldy McNosehair!"