LMAO

Acronym: Lighting My Ass On (Fire). The term was originally written as LMAOF, but people got even lazier over the years, and shortened it by one letter.

Sometimes, though, its true form is misspelled as "LMFAO". This is a common mistake, for the "F" is supposed to be at the end of the acronym.

"LMAO!"
"Ah hahaha!"

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AIM

Acronym: Affective Indescribable Malignancy. This is a label for when an evil force, such as a cancerous tumor, gains life and separates from the body to kill the masses.

"My AIM is a pain in the ass!"

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Star Wars

Historical Event: The Space Race (sub-event of The Cold War); during the years after WW2, this began when "Sputnik" was launched by Russia. Hence, "Star Wars" because the Russians launched a star into the sky to blot out the sun and start an Ice Age (hence "The Cold War").

"Mommy, what is Star Wars?"
"Shut up."

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Shorthand

Noun: A term used for "The Lazy Bastard" writing style which originated in America.

"u r gr8!"
"PLEASE stop the terrible shorthand, because you don't say, 'Grrr with a number eight' when in a real conversation do you? That is, if you are ever OFF the Internet?!"

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Rawr

Verb: The pathetic version of striking fear into the hearts of others. Though, if someone says it before beating the shit out of you, you get a good laugh before your face is pounded in.

"Police say that before the man was shot to death, he said 'rawr' out loud. Ironically, 'rawr' is a codeword for 'kill me' when in that specific gang territory."

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Angry

Adjective: A state of emotion caused by happiness. This results in the face scrunching up as they yell out obscenities in sheer bliss. Sometimes, impulsive violence arises because they do not want the happiness to end.

"WOW! He is so angry with joy!"
"Really?"
"YEP! He broke my nose!"

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Kid

Noun: An object that seems to have unlocked the key to unlimited energy in combination with annoyance. Loud noises emit from pretty much every hole in their body. To stop them and/or shut them up, kick them in the face. Not lightly either, so kick them hard.

"LA LA! I AM A KID! LA LA-" *SMASH!* <-- That is the sound of a kick to the face!

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