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Acronym: Lighting My Ass On (Fire). The term was originally written as LMAOF, but people got even lazier over the years, and shortened it by one letter.
Sometimes, though, its true form is misspelled as "LMFAO". This is a common mistake, for the "F" is supposed to be at the end of the acronym.
Acronym: Affective Indescribable Malignancy. This is a label for when an evil force, such as a cancerous tumor, gains life and separates from the body to kill the masses.
"My AIM is a pain in the ass!"
Historical Event: The Space Race (sub-event of The Cold War); during the years after WW2, this began when "Sputnik" was launched by Russia. Hence, "Star Wars" because the Russians launched a star into the sky to blot out the sun and start an Ice Age (hence "The Cold War").
"Mommy, what is Star Wars?"
"Shut up."
Noun: A term used for "The Lazy Bastard" writing style which originated in America.
"u r gr8!"
"PLEASE stop the terrible shorthand, because you don't say, 'Grrr with a number eight' when in a real conversation do you? That is, if you are ever OFF the Internet?!"
Verb: The pathetic version of striking fear into the hearts of others. Though, if someone says it before beating the shit out of you, you get a good laugh before your face is pounded in.
"Police say that before the man was shot to death, he said 'rawr' out loud. Ironically, 'rawr' is a codeword for 'kill me' when in that specific gang territory."
Adjective: A state of emotion caused by happiness. This results in the face scrunching up as they yell out obscenities in sheer bliss. Sometimes, impulsive violence arises because they do not want the happiness to end.
"WOW! He is so angry with joy!"
"Really?"
"YEP! He broke my nose!"
Absurd due to the fact that it is too awesome/true for that of the ignorant ones to understand.
"I don’t believe in God. He never talks to me like he does to those other lesser followers of him within the Bible."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."