Absurd due to the fact that it is too awesome/true for that of the ignorant ones to understand.
"I donΓ’ΒΒt believe in God. He never talks to me like he does to those other lesser followers of him within the Bible."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."
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Adjective: A word that grotesquely large people use to describe themselves so they feel clever, witty, and funnier than that of one who is at an envied weight.
"GOD DAMN! You are one PHAT lard."
"You said it, baby! I'm BACONLICIOUS!"
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An odd state of confusion, usually resulting in either some form of mania or depression. Though, many people say these cannot possibly exist. A human does not "feel", as they are incapable of doing so. Basically, "emotional" is a word spawned by an evil imagination of dark fantasy.
Speaking the word itself is a taboo for men within America.
"Emotional? Isn't that that one kid who cries and listens to bad music?"
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Acronym: "Lint of Light". The most powerful weapon of online games. This is usually in lowercase, but in uppercase for more emphasis.
"lol?"
"LOL! runzorz 4 ur lives!Γ’ΒΒ
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Acronym: Men Sitting Naked. Commonly, it seems, males and females alike may imply that they want to "get on" men sitting naked.
"Wanna go on MSN?"
"OH MY GOD! YOU ARE SICK!"
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Verb: AKA "Turning a Frown Upside Down" Basically, you make the opposite shape of a frown to give the illusion of "happiness" and "hope".
Smile, though your life is miserable.
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Verb: An Americanized form of martial arts in action. This consists of odd movement, usually coinciding with the beats of music. Though, many homeless people do it without music. The instant you see someone do this, they are preparing to attack, therefore you should immediately rush them before they strike.
"Hey, do you...do you wanna dance?"
"WHAT! HEY BUBBA, THIS FOO IS THREATENING ME!"
"You threatin' Clair?! Now you die, mothafucka!"
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