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Blasphemy

Absurd due to the fact that it is too awesome/true for that of the ignorant ones to understand.

"I donҀ™t believe in God. He never talks to me like he does to those other lesser followers of him within the Bible."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."

by Bucket Life October 2, 2007

65πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


Phat

Adjective: A word that grotesquely large people use to describe themselves so they feel clever, witty, and funnier than that of one who is at an envied weight.

"GOD DAMN! You are one PHAT lard."
"You said it, baby! I'm BACONLICIOUS!"

by Bucket Life October 2, 2007

3πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Emotional

An odd state of confusion, usually resulting in either some form of mania or depression. Though, many people say these cannot possibly exist. A human does not "feel", as they are incapable of doing so. Basically, "emotional" is a word spawned by an evil imagination of dark fantasy.

Speaking the word itself is a taboo for men within America.

"Emotional? Isn't that that one kid who cries and listens to bad music?"

by Bucket Life October 2, 2007

67πŸ‘ 106πŸ‘Ž


LOL

Acronym: "Lint of Light". The most powerful weapon of online games. This is usually in lowercase, but in uppercase for more emphasis.

"lol?"
"LOL! runzorz 4 ur lives!Ҁ

by Bucket Life October 2, 2007

6πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


MSN

Acronym: Men Sitting Naked. Commonly, it seems, males and females alike may imply that they want to "get on" men sitting naked.

"Wanna go on MSN?"
"OH MY GOD! YOU ARE SICK!"

by Bucket Life October 2, 2007

62πŸ‘ 39πŸ‘Ž


Smile

Verb: AKA "Turning a Frown Upside Down" Basically, you make the opposite shape of a frown to give the illusion of "happiness" and "hope".

Smile, though your life is miserable.

by Bucket Life October 2, 2007

17πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Dance

Verb: An Americanized form of martial arts in action. This consists of odd movement, usually coinciding with the beats of music. Though, many homeless people do it without music. The instant you see someone do this, they are preparing to attack, therefore you should immediately rush them before they strike.

"Hey, do you...do you wanna dance?"
"WHAT! HEY BUBBA, THIS FOO IS THREATENING ME!"
"You threatin' Clair?! Now you die, mothafucka!"

by Bucket Life October 2, 2007

9πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž