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GIMF

Acronym for "Google Is My Friend". A brief acknowledgement for the amazing knowledge google provides at your fingertip.

I can do anything from impress girls at the bar with my in depth knowledge on zodiac sign traits, to demonstrate intellectual superiority on message boards with endless citing of census statistics. How??? Because GIMF!!!

by Bucket West Miguel January 4, 2020

185πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


crown victoria

The baddest ass car ever made by Ford. Huge trunk (to stash "whateva"), V8 power, durable, cheap and easy for repairs, a million of them on the road so parts are readily available, great for pimping out, etc. Many people have several in their driveways.

I was cruisin the Bucket in my crown victoria, with Offspring's "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" blasting out the speakas'. Easily 5 bitches flashed me.

by Bucket West Miguel July 27, 2019

425πŸ‘ 82πŸ‘Ž


Pawtucket

Most most awesome fukkin city in the world! Birthplace of the American Industrial Revolution! Home of HASBRO! Slater Park! Nation's oldest carousel (well OK that's a stretch).

Pawtucket...where the tough guys live!
Pawtucket...where you scored your first heroin and lost your virginity at the Hampton Inn, different nights but likely same room
Pawtucket...where China Inn has the best damn Chinese on the fukken planet!
Pawtucket ...where Modern Diner is where it's AT!
Pawtucket...where we miss the Pawsox and Memorial Hospital :sob:
Pawtucket...where Darlington is the "good" side, you might catch a bullet in Prospect Heights, the riches are in Countryside, downtown is SKETCHY but who the fukk goes there anyway? And Oak Hill is the best neighborhood on the planet!!!
Pawtucket...where life is A OK!

by Bucket West Miguel February 6, 2020

208πŸ‘ 34πŸ‘Ž


Johnny's Food Truck

Food truck in the ghetto serving Spanish food late into the night.

"Bro I'm hungry, going for some grub brb..."
"But it's 1 a.m.!?"
"Trust me bro"
30 minutes pass...
"Dude what's with all those bullet holes on the side of your car!"
"Went to Johnny's Food Truck bro!"
"You fukkin crazy???"
"Why? It's a South Providence THANG! Now ya gotta try these chimis!"

by Bucket West Miguel January 5, 2020

147πŸ‘ 129πŸ‘Ž


Carnegie Abbey

Located in Portsmouth, RI, it is an elite gated community featuring the tallest building in Rhode Island. Believed to be home to the rich and famous.

"When I went to Carnegie Abbey to visit my gay friends, James and Geoff, the guard wouldn't let me in because the muffler on my Crown Vic was too loud. I tried to slip him a Ben Franklin but he said he couldn't let in the unwashed masses. I told him I voted for Hillary. He told me to go back to the projects in Pawtucket."

by Bucket West Miguel October 14, 2019

361πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


Burnhamese

A game/strategy used when you're at the brewery and the bartender won't pour you any more, after he should have probably cut you off 3 beers ago.

The conservative bartender told me "I think that's the last one for you tonight buddy", to which I replied "Please just one more beer!". As he shook his head I knew I had to put on my best Burnhamese..."Sir I'm not driving tonight, once my ladyfriend is done with her yoga class she'll pick me up". He smiled and poured me a hazy oak barrel double IPA.

by Bucket West Miguel January 12, 2020

120πŸ‘ 129πŸ‘Ž


Swankyfranking

The act of essentially inhaling a loaded (or gourmet ) hot dog. Can be totally innocent if not gluttonous, however might appear X-rated to the layperson.

Swankyfranking is cool during an eating competition or just really hungry (OR if the dog is just that damn delicious), but do NOT look a man in the eye while doing so!

by Bucket West Miguel October 13, 2019

332πŸ‘ 95πŸ‘Ž