Bigeminy Junction

Something to test heart beats.

When I was at the hospital the doctors used a Bigeminy Junction to make sure my heart rate was alright.

Bozo

Someone who's a fraud (fake) who convinces people that they're real.

I went to the doctor and they said that "Scientists say that the medicine has been scientifically proven to work" . At that point I knew that he wasn't actually talking about scientists but rather a bozo generalizing about something.

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Time Warp

When you feel like you're in 2 (or more) different time zones.

I watched SO many old movies and listened to SO many old songs that by the time I realized what time era it ACTUALLY was I felt so confused . Hence, I was in a Time Warp.

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