Cement Mixer

A noisy eater, that munches and masticates their food.

Whilst in Burger King, “Hey Ian, look at that beautiful girl over there at 3 O clock.

Ian: “Yeah, look how she eats, like a fuckin cement mixer on a building site!”

Pilp Stacker

Someone who is randomly silly and offers no explanation or rationale behind their actions.

Wife The towels are still wet, is the tumble drier broken? Husband Of course it’s not broken, you’ve put the drier on the wrong setting, you fuckin Pilp Stacker!

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