Rasmussen

Derek Rasmussen: A raging homosexual with a narrow throat and a WIDE asshole that prefers drinking semen instead of beer.

After a sword fight in his mouth, a punctured tonsil, and a rock hard trouser snake exploding in his anus…. He realized that cum was 95% of his diet. It was at this moment he realized he was Rasmussen!

Tibbetts

A butt pirate that loves the taste of semen and always chooses to be the pivot man at any and all circle jerks and bukkake parties.

I was covered in so much cum last night that I felt like a Tibbetts