The act of master-bating while inserting a pickle in your anus.
Stems from Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet.
The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.
He ultimately found Detiege on private premises âlying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,â according to the document.
Detiege, according to the affidavit, âhad his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other handâ and âwas using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.â
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Donât do the Miami Pickle in public.