man flute

1. a penis, baldy the one eyed champ, one eye heat seeking moisutre missile, knob, wang or dork.

I like it when my lady plays my man flute, it only has one note though...

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tardness

1. In reference to being retarded, level of retardedness

Mike, let's compare our tardness of adding definitions to the urban dictionary.

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sammich

1. slang for sandwich, used in the case of an extremely good sandwich.
2. the best sandwich available or that you have ever had

That Cuban sammich was the best eats I've ever had.

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banana sling

1. Extra small and sexy underwear for men that actually has shoulder straps.

Dude, that gay guy is wearing a banana hammock in the gym locker room. Jesus thaat shit is sick.

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pogey bait

1. High calorie junk food

Look at that fat bastard, all he eats is pogie bait!

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Troylogic

1. Illogical path to come to one's conclusion.
2. Not always incorrect, but backwards in one's deductions skills.

Dude, that troylogic will take you twice as long to get half the answer.

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number

1. slang term for a woman

She's a saucy little number isn't she?

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