hand jive

1. hand job
2. fingering a vagina

Under the bleachers Sandy gave Sean a little hand jive.

Comical Ali

1. Former Minister of (Mis)Information of Iraq
2. Jackass who denied US was in Baghdad, meanwhile you could hear the US troops in the background

Comical Ali whould have been shot in the head.

swig

1. to take a deep drink of something liquid

I'm dying of thirst, gimmie a swig of that orange whip!

jo on the j-o-b

1. has to be sung "j-o on the j-o-b"
means to fuck around at work
2. waste time on payroll

I like to j-o on the j-o-b, j-o on the j-o-b!

Bubba

1. slack jawed yokel, white trash
2. big, slow black man who will love your ass
3. a fatty

All the bubbas find their way to Skippers for some deep fried lovin!

the hoover

the hoover is performed by mounting your partner from behind
and kicking out her arms while lifting her legs. Proceed to push her
around the floor like a vacuum cleaner.

I pushed that bitch with the hoover last night.

Kerplakistan

1. nick name of any ex-Soviet Union nation that you can not remember the name to but wish to reference.

Shit, I don't know. Murray left for Kerplakistan with the Peace Corps for all I know.