1. a poo or epic proportions; very long and typically unbroken poo that starts in the drain and works its way up to the edge of the water in the toilet.
2. poo that looks like it is crawling its way out
I laid a piece of pipe that looked like the evolution of man!
1. Cajun put down for poor freaks that live in the swamp.
2. Similar to hillbilly, adapted for terrain.
S'up Adam, you see them swampbillies trying to add 50 cent to a dollar...dumbass backwoods freaks.
1. stupid or moronic person
2. see slap dick
3. slacker
Hey slappy, what have you been not doing all afternoon at work?
Insult. Someone who is such a weasel that they don't even get to be called the whole dick- just the vein.
Hey dick vein, send another drink to my woman and I'll kill you.
1. when you have someone cornered or trapped
2. when someone is in a jam or a mess
Since Lewis got caught sexing up another woman, he's like a pig in a poke!
1. description that everything is copasetic, or alright.
Joe, "Hey, you guys ready to roll?"
Mick, "Yup, we're kool and the gang baby."
1. Tip of the penis when fully erect.
2. A boner's head
If you fall asleep I'm going to put my purple roundy on your lips, cocksucker!