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1. Name to call a friend or foe when they have done something stupid.
2. Reference to retard or loid.
Hey Ricky Retardo, how about putting your finger in the light socket while yer at it.
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1. A femal at a wedding or social gathering who is oblivious that she is making an ass of herself and embarassing everyone who knows her.
Rich brought "that girl" to Jeff's wedding. She got up and sang with the band, she was drunk and had no voice. A total whore.
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The male lies on his back while his partner straddles his torso. She controls the rhythm and depth of penetration. He lies flat with movement restricted somewhat by her weight and his lack of leverage. Some women prefer to lay forward so she may kiss her mate, while others choose to sit up straight. Regardless of which you prefer, an interesting idea is to just rock back and forth or in a circular motion while resting on your partnerΓ’ΒΒs body. There is more clitoral stimulation this way, and it also has the advantage of the feeling of deep penetration, which some women really like. Another great advantage is that this motion is less stimulating for a man, and he can often last longer this way.
I love it when my woman is on top.
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1. Finding out the "woman" you are bedding has a penis. In all but 1% of men this is known to stop the cock dead in it's tracks returning to it's flaccid form.
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1. The best damn advice giver in the universe on strangecrap.com
Function: Czar of Information, Black Market Baby Broker, Bringer of Light, Guinness Drinker
Hobbies: Drinking Beer, Fighting Crime, Commiting Crimes, Burning Things, Making RED Paint
Favorite Color: White Noise
That Captain Unicorn told me to go kill myself for being so goddamn stupid. He's smart.
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1. 49er fans that whine and come up with excused why their team did not win/make play offs etc...
Every Monday I have to listen to the 40whiners complain how the running back had the flu...
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