bumping monkeys

1. the fine art of two women rubbing their vaginas against each other.

Christ look at those two strippers bump monkeys, all for $30 bucks! What whores!

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clean house

1. to win big at gambling
2. to empty a place, such as killing everyone or farting so bad it drives everyone out
3. a huge crap that pretty much puts your bowels on E (empty)

I fully cleaned house with the crap I just took.

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San Francisco bullseye

1. A goatee, small beard framing a man's mouth.
2. Beard hair making a bullseye for your gay lovers manhood.

I had a goatee for years until it became the international sign for a San Francisco bullseye. You'd have to be gay or an engineer to still be wearing one...

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feh

1. a term of frustration brought to small time familiarity by Matt Groening of Simpson's fame in his earlier comic strip "Life in Hell".
Main character Binky would often use the term "Feh" in answer to slight frustration or general lack of interest in a subject.

Binky, you want to join us out for a night at TGIF?
"Feh"

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baby arm

1. a penis, a man flute depending on your sexuality if you will.

The baby arm in my pants wants to do some of it's own milking.

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teats

1. nipples
3. breasts
2. nips
3. smuggling raisins

That strippers teats are hanging to the floor!

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lo mein

1. reference to a woman's labia or outer vagina.

I wonder how Ginger's lo mein is looking after all these years?

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