jive talkin'

1. what Black people did in the 70's
2. Bee Gee song
3. sarcastic talk
4. ebonics

Don't jive talk me you bastard!

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hand love

1. masturbation

I'm going home to get me some hand love.

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nestee plunge

1. bad ice tea ad campaign
2. falling backwards into a pool
3. giving a woman a facial full of semen

I had planned on giving her a pearl necklace but ended up giving her a facefull of nestee plunge.

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nute gunray

1. Trade Federation Viceroy
2. Poor cover up of slam against Asians

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erection

1. the state marked by a firm form or "erect" position of a male penis or female clitorus which was previously flaccid and currently engorged with blood.
2. an occurance of one such penis or clitorus, usually brough on by sexual arousal.
3. an unwanted side effect of boredom of youths, usually in history class.
4. the process of constructing a building or monumanet.
5. boing!

In 7th grade I got an embarassing erection right as I had to stand up and recite the first 5 amendments in history class. I had to use my thick book to hide my boner as I stood up.

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Sharky

1. Mascot for the San Jose Sharks hockey team
2. Object of you affection that you want to make love in his blowhole

I must make sweet love to Sharky.

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higgibaby

A large man, very loveable with a good sense of humor. Not remotely jolly, but with a wicked tounge of sarcasm.

Fuck, Higgibaby just put me in my place when I axed him to fix my PC out of turn.

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