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bumping monkeys

1. the fine art of two women rubbing their vaginas against each other.

Christ look at those two strippers bump monkeys, all for $30 bucks! What whores!

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003


jive talkin'

1. what Black people did in the 70's
2. Bee Gee song
3. sarcastic talk
4. ebonics

Don't jive talk me you bastard!

by Bud E Love May 07, 2003


hand love

1. masturbation

I'm going home to get me some hand love.

by Bud E Love May 07, 2003


villiage idiot

1. a half retarded man-boy who has ill fitting clothes due to his large size and a very small hat.
2. well meaning but stupid fuck
3. a dumbass

Glen was obviously the villiage idiot due to the very small hat he wore and the large amount of drool he produced.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003


ultimate embrace

1. This position is not simple sex, it’s true lovemaking in the complete sense of the word. Begin with the female on top position. The woman should sit up straight and get comfortable. Now, the man sits up with her, holding her in his arms and she holding him. Now the important part: do nothing. Don’t move, just look at each other, hold each other or talk lovingly to one another. Kiss for a while, laugh, close your eyes. For the next while, just enjoy the feeling of ultimate closeness and tenderness. Those deeply in love will relish this one the most.

Once we were married we truly enjoyed the ultimate embrace.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003


fishhook

A variation of the shocker in which you pull back towards the pussy after you stick your finger up her anus.

Damn, that freak ass bitch loves it when I fishhook her!

by Bud E Love May 02, 2003


out back

1. a womans ass
2. good looking butt

Daaaamn! She is pack on the rack and stacked out back!

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003