erection

1. the state marked by a firm form or "erect" position of a male penis or female clitorus which was previously flaccid and currently engorged with blood.
2. an occurance of one such penis or clitorus, usually brough on by sexual arousal.
3. an unwanted side effect of boredom of youths, usually in history class.
4. the process of constructing a building or monumanet.
5. boing!

In 7th grade I got an embarassing erection right as I had to stand up and recite the first 5 amendments in history class. I had to use my thick book to hide my boner as I stood up.

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Sharky

1. Mascot for the San Jose Sharks hockey team
2. Object of you affection that you want to make love in his blowhole

I must make sweet love to Sharky.

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higgibaby

A large man, very loveable with a good sense of humor. Not remotely jolly, but with a wicked tounge of sarcasm.

Fuck, Higgibaby just put me in my place when I axed him to fix my PC out of turn.

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bumping uglies

1. sex between a male and a female

C'mon baby, lets got get a pizza and bump uglies back at my place.

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log

What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog.
What's great for a snack
And fits on your back
It's log, log, log!

It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's lo-og, lo-og,
It's better than bad, it's good.

Everyone wants a log,
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log,
Everyone needs a log...

BY BLAMMO!

LOG! as seen on the Ren and Stimpy show

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higgs is god

1. higgs is god
2. god is higgs
3. mantra for the true leader of our souls

"Hey, you know how cool Mike is? said Josh"
"Higgs is Goid, God is Higgs." said Marc.
Well yeah...have you seen his pancake stack!

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poo askew

1. typically after a large poo, see evolution of man; the follow up turd befor you leave the seat. This thin turd stays together but doesn't initially drop into the bowl. It may go sideways and hit the lid, doubleback and get your outer butt.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.

I just too a huge crapper, and on cleaning up I noticed a poo askew! I had to wipe half my butt and the bowl!

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