higgs is god

1. higgs is god
2. god is higgs
3. mantra for the true leader of our souls

"Hey, you know how cool Mike is? said Josh"
"Higgs is Goid, God is Higgs." said Marc.
Well yeah...have you seen his pancake stack!

poo askew

1. typically after a large poo, see evolution of man; the follow up turd befor you leave the seat. This thin turd stays together but doesn't initially drop into the bowl. It may go sideways and hit the lid, doubleback and get your outer butt.
2. a wipe that should have struck paydirt, but ended up on your thumb or edge of hand. very messy.

I just too a huge crapper, and on cleaning up I noticed a poo askew! I had to wipe half my butt and the bowl!

J9

1. short for the name Jeannine

Hiya J9, lets meet for drinks later.

nut hair

1. Pubic hair, short and curley.
2. Insult, see above

You are such a nut hair Ross.

four square

1. relatively new church popping up all over the US. Spin on a Christian church, similar to Mormonism in their fears of something different. They honestly believe in gouls, goblins and witches; thus hate Halloween.
2. Ignorant freaks.

Shit, another four square neighbor who moved into my street. They ruin all fun holidays.

baldy the one eyed champ

1. a penis, or wang depsnding on your physical location.

Ms. Ford needs to meet baldy the one eyed champ for a few bouts in my bed.

front burner

1. an attractive female, so hot that she is the large, front burner on the stove.

Damn, that hotty is a front burner for sure.