baldy the one eyed champ

1. a penis, or wang depsnding on your physical location.

Ms. Ford needs to meet baldy the one eyed champ for a few bouts in my bed.

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408

1. Slang term San Franciscans (415 AREA CODE) use to describe people from San Jose (408 AREA CODE).
2. Someone droll or behind in the times.

God that flannel shirt os so 408 of you Bruce...

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Tabasco

1. condiment of the Gods founded in New Iberia, produced on Avery Island; hot pepper sauce in multiple flavors.

I like tabasco on my eggs.

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dirt riding

1. anal sex
2. see mud riding

That skank likes dirt riding more than in her cooch!

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that guy

1. A male at a wedding or social gathering who is oblivious that he is making an ass of himself and embarassing everyone who knows him.

Dwayne was "that guy" at the wedding. He hit on 3 bridesmaids and vomited in the planter outside.

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dung

1. poop.

Dammit, I just stepped in dog dung.

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jizz doctor

They guy who works in strip joints that have boths where men ejaculate. the doctor is the person who has to clean up the floors.

Perdo works his second job as a jizz doctor, he smells salty.

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