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Someone who can't handle very much "Bud" (Budweiser) or "bud" (marjuana).
Whoa! Mrs. Johnson sure got wasted at that party. What a bud lightweight. She even sucked off Jeff!
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(1) Great actress. Cute little woman. Starred in:
Corvette Summer
Ghost Busters
Designing Women
and much more...
(2) Slang name, based on the "sound" of the name, not based on the characteristics of the person mentioned above. ANNIE POTTS = ANY POT'S good enough for me, just give me an ounce of your cheapest stuff.
2a.
DEALER: Okay, I have five different varieties of pot. Different flavors, different potencies, different prices.
BUYER: Annie Potts.
DEALER: Alright, here ya go.
2b.
STONER CHICK: Get me wasted and I'll MT yer balls.
HORNY DUDE: Gee, Herb, what do you recommend?
HERB: I know her, she's ANNIE POTTS.
HORNY DUDE: The actress?
HERB: No, retard! ANY POT'S good enough for her.
HORNY DUDE: Oh. Cool, I won't have to waste my gooshy on her to become a nilla shake.
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To be a nilla shake means to just lay back and relax while your personal ho treats your cock like a straw in a Mickey Dees nilla shake.
After a while, the gusher cums and she gulps down every last ounce of your squart. "Mmmm, nilla shakes taste good", she says as she wipes off her chin.
It's so cumblasting awesome that your cock does the dick dance or chocolate shake ("nilla shake" again, if you're a cracker).
SISTA: You guys got some nice smellin' bud there, you mind if I have some?
BRUTHA: What'll you give me bitch?
SISTA: How about a nilla shake?
BRUTHA: What about my dawg here?
SISTA: A nilla shake for you, and a chili dog for your dawg.
DAWG: Nigga!
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Recycling Olympia beer. "It's the water, and a lot more!"
Mark, Marvin, and Shane were so drunk they could barely walk or talk. Then a cop caught them pissing off the peir.
"What the hell are you guys doing?", exclaimed Sgt. O'Mally.
"We're just Olympia recycling, occifer", quipped Shane.
"Yeah, we recycle beer cans, so why not recycle beer?", added Marvin.
Mark fell off the peer. "Ker-Splash!"
Sgt. O'Mally: "I've heard of Olympia Dukakis, but this is ridiculous!"
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