Wet Scrambled Eggs

Something that Andy made up. Doesn’t actually exist. Keep in mind Andy doesn’t open his parachute.

Wet scrambled eggs is what Andy mistakenly calls Gordon Ramsey scrambled eggs.

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Gotty Scomez

Gotty is a popular Hockey player of Alaska fame who is well liked and considered to be a great person. When he is not dominating on ice he is walking through gyms looking for youth to inspire.

One such youth was named Andy, and Andy was trying to lose weight and better himself. Gotty Scomez said to Andy, “Young man your dreams are like wet scrambled eggs… even if the whole world doesn’t believe in it, if you believe in it, that’s what makes them real.” Handy Andy’s life as changed forever.

- The Gorilla from Warzone

Gotty Scomez is a heroic hockey player from Alaska