SIMI

Self Inflicted Masterbation Injury, the term used for injuries during self pleasure.

do You know how he got a black eye?

I heard he had a SIMI

Colon+crockpot

Colon crockpot describes a filthy crap crusted port a pot or restroom

"I really had to drop a deuce at the concert but I could not stand the smell of the colon+crockpot."

How were the restrooms at the truck stop?
It was a real colon+crockpot

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