brand caddy

Someone who purchases (expensive) Branded accessories for an activity without being able to do it, like Golf Caddies are weighed down with equipment but not actually playing.

“Yeah, Justin new deck is sick but he can’t even skate dude, he’s just a Brand Caddy.”

bookmarked

Pulling out after sex and leaving the condom hanging out of the vagina or anus to let the partner know you are not finished with them, and in the case of an orgy, to mark which partner you were last with.

“Oh she just waited while I got me a beer, I’d Bookmarked that pussy brother”

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budget ninja

Someone who makes something look valuable or expensive without actually spending much money.

“Marcia is such a Budget Ninja, she made that wedding present look a million dollars.”

chucked me off

The unfortunate problem of getting vomited on while receiving a blowjob.

“I had to leave the party, I was getting a blowie behind the couch and the chick Chucked Me Off.... dude”

badboxer

“Badboxer” is a colloquial term for being the submissive in a homosexual relationship. Alluding to the fact that a Bad Boxer will get punched in the ring.

“Michael and Cam are a cute couple, but it is easy to see who the Badboxer is.”

Poo Pony

Reference to a very promiscuous homosexual male submissive/bottom.

Person A: “See anyone here you like the look of?”
Person B: “Yeah that Turkish boy, but I know him, he’s a total Poo Pony!”

Ankle Earrings

Reference to a male or female’s willingness to place their ankles behind her ears, for the purpose of sex.

Person A: “I’m going home with that hot Moroccan at the bar”
Person B: “No way, their out of your league!”

Person A: “They’ll be wearing Ankle Earrings before the end of the night”

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