To slice one's nipples and squeeze lemons over top of them
As I looks at Bonnie's nipple, I thought about giving her a lemon sizzler
⢠To Masterbate in a holy or community church
⢠A person at church that ruins your Sunday's or that you really don't like.
If cloppin is for bronies, and fapping is for meme's, then Church Jerking must be for Christians!
To mix holy water with any lubricant
As jimmy walked into church, he remembered he had his Holy Lube in his backpack and headed straight to the bathroom for an early morning Church Jerk.