meat curtains

What barely-pubescent boys call a vagina that hasn't been nipped and tucked and posted on Hustler.

Meat curtains are a very common trait among women, actually.

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4/20

my favorite holiday

Unlike the holiday season, jews and christians alike all get together to smoke up on 4/20.

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middle school

The fifth circle of hell. A grotesque wasteland where underqualified teachers and posers alike turn defenseless 12 year olds into vapid shells of their former selves--after about 3 years of this methodical torture these poor souls are to be shipped off to the ninth circle of hell, otherwise known as high school.

Dante: "And now we see the fifth circle of hell: note the messy black hair and Monster energy drinks."

seriously, middle school sucked

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