Chattanooga

A drink:
1.25 ounce Jack Daniels whiskey
1 ounce Peach Schnapps
Mix with Ginger Beer on ice

JB: This is a great drink you invented Blair! What's it called?
Blair: A Georgia Mule.
JB: Awesome.
JB: Hey everyone, I invented a new drink. Try it!
Everyone But Blair: Awesome drink! What's it called?
JB: A Chattanooga!! Yeah, I just came up with it.
Everyone But Blair: A Chattanooga!! It's awesome. (Chanting) Chattanooga! Chattanooga! Chattanooga!
Blair: Dude. WTF?
JB: What?

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Swiss Colon

A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.

Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.

Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.

Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.

Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.

Mark: Ja.

Muffin Yodeler

When a man pleasures a woman orally and attempts to yodel while he does it.

"What was the weird, muffled singing I heard last night?"

"Oh, that was Stavios and Cindy. He's a Muffin Yodeler so he makes a lot of noise.