Twilight

A book that Stephenie Meyer probably wrote in around ten minutes. She has NO idea what a vampire is, she has NO idea how to make characters develop, and she has NO idea how to come up with a story that hasn't already been used. Yeah, she copied a T.V. show called Roswell. In Meyerland, vampires glitter when the sunlight hits their skin. They play baseball when there is a storm, because every time the ball hits the bat thunder occurs. They have no fangs and call themselves "vegetarians". A lot of people call Bella a Mary Sue, but I disagree. Mary Sues are supposed to be perfect. Bella loves a sadistic fairy, nothing pleases her, and she complains about how she has never had a boyfriend, even though she turned down probably the whole population of her school. None of the characters develop or change over time, and they have no personality.

Roswell-
Max isn't from Earth. He isn't supposed to get attached to anyone human, so he's a loner. There are two other unearathly ones, Isabelle and Michael. Isabelle is pretty mean sometimes, and Michael doesn't have control over his alien powers. Max meets Liz in the biology room and constantly stares at her. Eventually they fall in love, even though they aren't supposed to.

Twilight-
Edward is a vampire. He isn't supposed to converse with people because it would be too easy to uncover his vampirish self. There are three other vampires: Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett. Rosalie can be pretty mean sometimes, and Jasper can't control his vampire powers. Edward and Bella meet in the biology room. Edward always stares at Bella. They aren't supposed to fall in love, but they to anyway.

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Austin Powers

Austin Powers is a movie about a very dorky British spy (Austin Powers) who is somehow a sex symbol. His nemesis is Doctor Evil, a bald guy with a short clone (Mini Me) and a psychologically damaged son (Scott).
In the movies, there is always some hot girl with a strange name. There is Alotta Fagina, Ivonna Humpalot, Felicity Shagwell, and probably more. The main point of all three movies is that Austin was frozen from 1967 to 1997, and the movies often have to do with something that happened in between those years.
Movies are:
International Man of Mystery
The Spy Who Shagged Me
Goldmember (that one has Beyonce in it)

Main Cast:
Austin Powers: Mike Meyers
Doctor Evil: Ernst Blofeld
Scott: Seth Green
Mini Me: Verne Troyer

Austin Powers invented the word "shagadelic"
Austin Powers: That's Dr. Evil's cat!
Vanessa Kensington: How can you tell?
Austin Powers: I never forget a pussy........... cat.

Scott: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil:I have an even better idea. I'm going to put him in an easily escapable situation with an overly elaborate and exotic death
Scott: I have a gun in my room, I can go get in right now.
Dr. Evil: Sh!

Austin: Do I make you horny?

Austin: Allow myself to introduce..... myself..

(Austin Powers is drowning a man in the toilet)

Austin Powers: Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?
Cowboy: Yeah, that's it! You show that turd who's boss.

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Good Troll

A good troll is one who trolls trollers. Basically, when a troll trolls, another troll defends the one who was being trolled in the first place. A good troll purposely starts arguments with bad trolls. You will notice that a lot of history on that Good Troll's computer is arguments defending someone.

YouTube example:

Bad Troll: This video sucks. Get off youtube, faggot.

Good Troll: You know what really sucks? When a lazy ass guy who doesn't bother to get up and get a life posts not-needed comments because he has nothing else to do. That sucks.

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Avril Lavigne

Let Go- Fantastic album.
Songs: Losing Grip, Complicated, Sk8r Boi, I'm With You, Mobile, Unwanted, Tomorrow

Under My Skin: Kickass
Songs: Take Me Away, Together, Don't Tell Me, He Wasn't, How Does It Feel, My Happy Ending, Nobody's Home, Forgotten, Who Knows, Fall To Pieces, Freak Out, Slipped Away

The Best Damn Thing: Girly but kickass
Songs: I Can Do Better, Runaway, The Best Damn Thing, When You're Gone, Everything Back But You, Innocence, I Don't Have To Try, One Of Those Girls, Contagious, Keep Holding On

Goodbye Lullaby: SUCK
Songs: SUCK, SUCK, SUCK, GIRLY, SUCK, POSER, SUCK, SUCK, SUCK

Then:
Avril Lavigne was Punk/rock girl who voluntarily put a cockroach on her tongue for $100. She liked rock, and if people thought it improper for a girl to act like a guy, then screw them. She didn't want to be another fake bitch who had a different "boyfriend" every week because it attracted attention to themselves.

Now:
Avril Lavigne is the 27 year old Taylor Swift. She thinks "what the hell, I'm gonna be badass!" and in the process of this badassness every song on her album is soft, sugary pop. She thinks she can go from the legend she was to another bubblegum popstar and expect everyone to be ok with it. She's totally lost her edge.

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P!nk

An amazing woman. Not only can she sing, but she is also a very good entertainer. Her real name is Alecia Moore. She is one of the only singers these days that isn't obsessed with sex (hear Stupid Girls).

Albums:
Can't Take Me Home
Missundaztood
Try This
I'm Not Dead
Funhouse
Greatest Hits... So Far!

P!nk lyrics
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back. Porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl. Maybe if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back, push up my bra like that. I don't wanna be a stupid girl.
- Stupid Girls

So, so what, I'm still a rockstar. I got my rock moves, and I don't need you. And guess what? I'm having more fun, and now that we're done, I'm gonna show you tonight. I'm all right, I'm just fine. And you're a tool, so, so what. I am a rockstar, I got my rock moves, and I don't want you tonight.
- So What

I'm safe up high. Nothing can touch me. But why do I feel this party's over? No pain inside. You're like protection. But how do I feel this good sober?
-Sober

Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel like you're less than fucking perfect. Pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel like you're nothing, you're fucking perfect to me.
-Fucking Perfect

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Lady GaGa

Born Stefani Germanotta. I guess people hate her because they don't understand her. They don't understand why she wears the things she wears or her music videos, or performances. It's an artist thing. Many people who don't have her same creativity don't like her. She also got her father to stop drinking. Her dad had a serious drinking problem, and GaGa was afraid for her father and herself. She was scared she would get the same addiction(thus, The Fame Monster came), and she knew her dad was very unhealthy. She wrote the song Speechless, and after her dad heard it he stopped.
Albums:

The Fame
The Fame Monster
Born This Way

Most famous for:
Hair bow
Lightning bolt
The orbit
Just Dance
Pokerface
Bad Romance
Born This Way

"They can't scare me, I scare them first."

"Do not allow people to dim your shine because it's blinding them. Tell them to put on some sunglasses, because you were born this way, bitch!"

"I'm not trying to make guys drool, like a Brittany video does. I'm aiming for guys to think is, 'Is this sexy or weird?'"

(as a response to the "hermaphrodite" accusation)"When they start stating that you have extra appendages, you know they're unable to hurt you."

"When I wake up in the morning, I feel like any other insecure 24 year old girl. Then I go, 'Bitch, you're Lady GaGa. You get up and walk the walk today.'"

-Lady GaGa

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Emo

Well, there are two types of emo. There are the people who really appreciate the style, then there are the people who try to act emo to be cool or something. These people who pretend to be emo are called posers, and have now ruined the name of being emo, and a lot of other things. No, emo people are not depressed. Depressed people have nothing to do with being emo.

The difference between emo and poser:

Me: I didn't know you like Avril Lavigne! She's my favorite singer.
Poser: I kno! She's lyke totalli punk! I luv gyrlfrend!

Random stranger: Are you depressed or something?
REAL emo person: No... Why do I look like it?

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