joe mean

Joe mean is for when you really want someone to understand something you are saying. A fast and more aggressive way of saying ‘do you know what I mean’

I said to Clett, hibicus is the way forward, joe mean?

67 plus

67 plus is a go to figure when you’re trying to rip someone off. The plus meaning ‘plus VAT’

Used a lot by wanna be builders.

‘Mark, you’ve had that digger on hire for 4 months now - doesn’t matter. 67plus innit’

‘How much for this small extension.... erm.... (slight look of inbredness with nothing apparent happening inside the brain’ ... I reckon 67 plus’

clett

An involuntary noise you make when some racking collapses on you.

I’m just going to get some food off this racking. ‘Bang bang crash snap’ Clett, Clett help me!!!

I told you, you are my tool!!

Oh Clett, I do love thee. Can you get me some hibicuth? Louis Suarez drinks it!

He doesn’t really.

Hibicuth

Hibicuth is a lesser known herbal drink. Mainly drunk by short men with stubby feet. Can be known to some as Hibiscus.

Try some Hibicuth - Joe Suarez drinks it. He doesn’t really.