Tuss

Cornish version of calling someone a dick

Ross: hey look, Joe is trying to fuck his kebab again.
Zac: fucksake, what a tuss

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Toot machine

A terminal in many walls provided by banks where you may purchase toots for use with your favourite columbian delicacies

Before we go to the club, I need to get some fivers out of the toot machine!