Megan

A crazy ass homely ginger who is always finding negativity in any and every situation. Vulgar and violent and often enjoys cussing people out (even around children) at large events such as wine festivals. A true hot mess when it comes to relationships and keeping a man around. When broken up with she will stalk an ex-boyfriend to death and attempt to ruin his white picket fence relationship with his new hotter, younger, well-endowed girlfriend. Miserable, pathetic, and all around an evil bitch.

#1: OMG did you hear Megan tried to fight her ex's new girlfriend this weekend when everyone was just trying to have a good time?

#2: No way, why would she do that?

#1: Clearly because she's a jealous bitch and hates fun.

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