Fore Runner

The Fore Runner is a sexual position in which the man wrecks the woman’s vagina, falls asleep while his penis is still inside of her, and they roll off the bed.

Scott: Hey Travis, what happened.

Travis: Me and Rose were fucking and I rolled off the bed, fucking Fore Runner.

Screwnicorn trick

When one straps a dildo on their head and then proceeds to fuck their partner in the ass, head first with the strap on, resembling a unicorn.

Last night I was at a magic show and somebody asked the magician to see a trick, he then put a dildo on his head and performed the screwnicorn trick