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The act of making a reference to the comedy show Family Guy by alluding to one of its various jokes in a particular episode.
They are mostly done in internet chats but can also be employed in real-life conversations.
"Yeah, and it was like this: when I first saw her.."
"mhm hm-mh.."
"She was totally horny for m.."
"hm-hmm mhhm.."
"and then suddenly.."
"hmm hmhm mh-hm mhh"
"she really came towards me an.."
"hm-hm hmm mhmm hmm"
"..."
"mhm... hmhm mhh hmhmm"
"you're not taking me seriously, do you?"
"mhh hmhm... mhhm hmhmm...."
(Family Guy reference to Gumble2Gumble interrogation scene, suitable for teasing people who haven't deserved any better)
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An internet expression commonly used in Company of Heroes usually to emphasize a units' effectiveness in the game.
Can either be used on the official Relic boards(a) or ingame(b).
a)
I found that Nebelwerfer rather ineffective. You better go kill dug-in enemy infantry with artillery barrages. Firestrike ftw!!
Wow, I just love the new StuH buff in 1.5 patch. StuHs ftw!
I once prevented my opponent from capturing a Victory point and thus turn the tide on me by simply using BAR insta-suppress on his Grenadiers. Riflemen+BARs FTW!!! :D
b)
hey I destroyed your last croc tank... stormtroopers ftw!
OMG Tiger ftw.. this thing just kills everything in its path
w00t Pershing best thank c0mbind w/ AWM ..w00t PERSHINGS FTW kekekeke ^_^
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A proverb that is often used to emphasize the overall needlessness of a single or a couple of specific things, often referring to material goods, money, wealth, even love or the love act, power etc. in one's life when saying it.
Generally said if the affected person should free himself from materialism or minor important things, thus set his mind over those and hence care about more crucial things, not seldom his own well-being for his plans on particular upcoming events might seriously damage his health, his reputation or the like, thus could cause him more harm than intended before - therefore mind over matter settles the issue in advance by barring the person from dealing with the issue(s) himself.
This proverb also perfectly goes with the generic Buddhist and his lifestyle for he strives for a life without profane belongings or devaluing materialism. Typically, money, power or tangible richness can change one's character to the bad and in order to prevent the person from becoming alike he should always keep mind over matter in his mind.
However, one doesn't have to be a follower of this or any religion and rather a plain human being that wants to underline the importance of a preferably even-tempered lifestyle. That is why mind over matter can also be easily said to a person to help him calm down and relax if he is on the verge of taking care of something and additionally is in a hurry because of that.
Furthermore, mind over matter can also be employed by people who are living in pure abstinence of something (sex, nutrition etc.). The proverb might indeed help them on the way to their aim/project.
Moreover, mind over matter in fact supports rationalism, a philosophical theory that focusses on the idea "in which the criterion of truth is not sensory but intellectual and deductive" (Bourke, 263).
Nonetheless, due to the great variety of possible definitions and suitable situations in which it is worth mentioning this proverb, it is seemingly problematic to precisely define the phrase when taking all aspects potential to happen in life into consideration.
Apart from that, mind over matter also is a phrase that is continuously said by the Space Marine Librarian in Relic Entertainment's award-winning real-time strategy game Warhammer 40000:Dawn of War. According to his statement, one can only assume that he is not very keen on fighting his enemies with brute force but rather in a way suitable to his level. Since he is a spell caster (at least, in late-game), he thus possesses several magical abilities to hurt or destroy his opponents. These abilities are supposed to be originated from his mind and, in addition to that, his spells are his most powerful weapons on the field. Therefore, he prefers these spells to be used against enemies rather than perilously approaching and fighting them in dangerous vicinity all by himself.
As a result, the Librarian is for mind over matter anytime.
Mind over matter ... I don't need this girl and her sneaky techniques to get along with me.
Hey, calm down now, Frank, will you? Mind over matter!
Ashley, look, you don't actually need a new car. Firstly, it's too pricey and, secondly, what's wrong with our current one? Mind over matter, just think about it!
If I didn't say "mind over matter" ten times in a row every morning, I would start gambling again.
"Mind over matter" ... Oh my God, he has said THE PHRASE. I can't believe it!! Now I'll stop producing units and click on him over and over again until he gives the same response...
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Contrary to popular belief a mouthfuck is not another word for oral sex with a male genital although it is basically performed in a very similar manner.
When having oral sex, the passive partner generally inserts his penis into the mouth of the active partner who then again stimulates the penis via mouth and tongue for sexual excitement.
However, during a mouthfuck the usually active partner changes roles with the passive one who normally receives the blowjob.
The result is that the partner having the penis in his/her mouth remains passive (unlike during normal oral sex) while the partner inserting his penis actively rubs it in his partner's mouth, often very quickly for maximum sexual pleasure.
For even more excitement, the active partner can also hold the head of the passive partner and move it back and forth as if he would hold the waist of a female during intercourse in order to guarantee the continuous act.
Disadvantages of this variant of intercourse mainly concern the passive partner who can be seriously injured when both partners are not cautious. That is because the head and the mouth simply are not robust enough for this kind of action exposing the passive partner to dangers such as neck injuries or even the risk of suffocating. Especially if the active partner is strong, performs the act at a fast pace and additionally secures himself by holding the passive partner's head, the chances of an accident are very high.
The active partner actually being required to be active is also a big drawback of this sex variant as males typically enjoy a blowjob when relaxing and thus while being passive.
An important point is that a mouthfuck can be usually only performed actively by males. Strap-on mouthfucks are not very recommended as the chance of injuring the partner increases due to the (usually hard) plastic dildo.
"Antonia loves it when I give her a mouthfuck. But she doesn't moan because of her pleasure but because of the pain...and that turns me on even more." :D
"Did you know that Gary enjoys mouthfucks?"
"Jeez, what a gay ass"
"No no, with his girlfriend!"
"Oh... damn I wish I also had one to mouthfuck." :(
"Loser..." -.-
"Honey, what about trying something new this evening?"
"Oh God, I knew this moment would come sometime... what today? If it's anal, count me out!" :P
"err...yeah it was anal." -_-
"Well how about a mouthfuck? Isn't it as good as a... you know, intercourse in the ass, hmm?" :)
"How 'bout you mouthfuck yourself!?! I wanna buttfuck you right now!" :/
*leaves*
"Honey...?" :o
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The way of approaching a girl who you like/love/find attractive etc. but who on the other hand doesn't like you that much that consists of dating and sleeping with her best friend who then again finds you cute.
Provided that this procedure is chosen and hence properly put into action, the girl you admire will gradually confess to her error not dating with you and thus start dating with you due to the fact that she has gotten more or less jealous of her best friend who continuously tells her about herself being together with you and how great and pleasurable your date/sex/etc. is.
Granted that the plan is successful you have in fact killed two birds with one stone since you have slept with two women instead of *only* having slept with one and therefore have fully accomplished the primary objective.
"I heard Max ariel sharonned Allie with her best friend, is that true?"
"I'm going to do the Ariel Sharon tactic on her. You'll see, I'll get her somehow."
Though potentially effective and overall easy to realize if the needed requirements like a girl worth to desire and her female friend in love with you are given, the Ariel Sharon tactic however does not serve the correct purpose for a man to conquer the woman he loves but rather stands for getting that women in an indirect and perhaps even crooked and illegitimate way. This is the case because the Ariel Sharon tactic might not always work out as planned and a man consequently might be stuck with the female friend for it hasn't had the desired effect on the admired girl. Also, the role of the female friend is in twilight for she can turn against the man after he has decided to date with his beloved girl only. If the worst comes to the worst he even might find himself abandoned in the end if the intention of his doing is accidentally revealed or the tactic simply fails.
At any rate, if the Ariel Sharon tactic is employed love matters not since the tactic aims at the man to score in any case.
In conclusion, people who have fallen in true love with a girl shouldn't operate by the tactic described above or, in other words, only if they regard it as a last resort to get the girl they desperately love. But even then it is considered ethically questionable and one should better try it the honest but possibly also ineffective way to get her.
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slang expression for "die", often pronounced as "deigh"
Ya gonna day, maan! Whoatch out nekks thaym.
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To have a rusty exhaust pipe is an expression which is usually used as an excuse to pardon one's own inability to keep one's anus clean/one's bottom shaved for pleasurable anal sex.
It can be said in front of one's partner both in a homosexual and heterosexual relationship.
However, the actual fact if the stated is really true or not is not important. The affected person is rather able to express himself/herself by using euphemistic vocabulary and thus without using derogative language.
Therefore, persons employing this excuse might also be trying to cover their sheer weariness or laziness to have anal sex with their partner for personal, moral or whatever reasons.
possible forms to say:
- to have a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to suffer from a rusty exhaust (pipe)
- to have rust in one's exhaust (pipe)
(etc.)
"Come into the bed already, Antonia. I need you here urgently."
"Sorry, cutie, not this time. I've got rust in my exhaust."
"Awww..."
"Well how about a nice mouthfuck instead? You like that, don't you?"
"Good night, honey. I'll see you tomorrow."
"..."
"You know what to do. Lose your pants and bend over the table while I do some... doctorstuff there..."
"I'm sorry, Doctor Dawson, but my mother really wants me to get checked this time. I'm not here for...this again."
"You're kidding right? I'm already as horny for your little teen-ass as a prepubescent nerd for a skank in a homemade porn movie."
"...uhh also, I've got a rusty exhaust pipe back there."
"Here's your doctor's note. Now get outta here before I have second thoughts!"
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