Pai Gow diaper

A diaper worn by Chinese gamblers to alleviate the need for getting up from the table to use the restroom. A must-have for the marathon gambling session.

-What's with that smell coming from the Pai Gow room? And why is that guy sleeping at the table?
-Dude, they never leave the table. Smells like someone needs his Pai Gow diaper changed.

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Bum Stiggity Bum

Basically a slang genius. He just invents slang all day and listens to Das EFX.

-Hey where's Bum Stiggity Bum?
-Droppin' knowledge on Urban Dictionary.

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Picassbro

your only artistic friend, the token artsy guy

-hey whose scarf is this?
-oh thats just my picassbro's

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rapeape

A burly fratboy who slips mickeys in girl's drinks and then bangs them.

-What happened to Shirley last night?
-She got d.r.ed by some rapeape.

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lolspeak

a variant of the english language featuring acronyms usually only encountered in text messages and electronic mail correspondences

-OMG WTF is his problem?
-excuse me?
-oh sry just using lolspeak

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chimnasium

Where Santa works out in the off-season.

Mrs. Claus - Why are you all covered in soot?
Santa- Bitch I was gettin my pump on in the chimnasium.

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e-tard

One who is not yet schooled in the ways of electronic mail, or e-mail as some say. Said individual may not know how to forward an e-mail, attach a file to an e-mail, or add recipients to an e-mail. In extreme cases, the e-tard may not even have an e-mail account.

-Should i forward this link to Will?
-Don't bother, he's a total e-tard. He probably won't even be able to open it.

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