D'ove

Homer Simpson's soap of choice.

Where'd i put that bar of....D'ove! (hits head on shower faucet)

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Aussie Ausbourne

A huge rock star from Australia who bites the heads off of wombats on stage.

-G'day mate, you see Aussie last noyt?
-Aussie Ausbourne? Yeah mate, front row, oym still cahvahd in the blood of mahsupyuls.

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Ass-to-Mouthwash

a high test mouthwash used only after one is ATMed. an extremely acidic concoction, not to be used more than once a week to prevent withering of the gums, melted teeth or disintegration of oral tissue

-oh jesus, Rocco was really feelin' it last night, he fucked me in the ass then busted his nut in my mouth.
-oh wow, been there. I have some Ass-to-Mouthwash you can borrow if you want.
-hellz yeah girl
-just make sure you spit it out after like 3 seconds.

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C======3

An emoticon for a penis

(What follows is a textversation)
- eff you
- C======3

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Milwaukee Talkie

The primary means of communication in Milwaukee Wisconsin.

-Phones are down again.
-How are we supposed to call Fran?
-Duh, use the Milwaukee Talkie.

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Marmadyke

a humongous lesbian; as comic strip canine marmaduke is a great dane, one of the lagest dog breeds.

-jesus look at the size of that one!
-oh and she's a total lez, look at those overalls.
-looks like we got ourselves a Marmadyke.

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brather

(brah-thur) He's your brother AND your father.

Ex: A man and a woman have a son. Once he is old enough to fire live ammunition, he sleeps with mom, impregnating her. She gives birth to a child who has a mother and a brather.

Son: Hey want to go light firecrackers?
Brather: Normally I would, except I grounded you for stealing my cigarettes, remember?

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