Random
Source Code
Random
As the Japs created and released Poke'mon for their younger audience, they started working on plans "Hoe'mon" cards for the mature audience. The game would consist of you as the pimp(trainer in pokemon terms)Catching different races of Hoe's(pokemon in mature terms)their attack powers where based off what sexual disease they had. The reason why Hoe'mon was never realsed was because during the last few hours of development the Yakusa gang blew the place up accidently thinking the building was a police station.
Bob: Hey Matt, I challenge you to Hoe'mon cards
Later on....
Matt: Your Ghetto crackhead card preforms doggystyle with me wearing a ripped condom contracting Gental Warts resulting in 145 damage! But it's no match for my next move!
Bob: Damn.. I'm dead your Ethopian Male Stripper Let me fuck you in the ass Contracting AIDS! Resulting in 1000 damage points!
32π 14π
When a gay man pulls his cheek's apart and his compainion quickly fills his anus full of mashed potatoes, then they preform anal sex and when finished they eat the mashed potatoes.
Hey Son, Bob invited me over tonight to have some Mashed Gabe Tators so i can't come to your baseball game tonight.
21π 9π
The darkest day in America was on July 18th 2008 when a homsexual fan of Star-Wars was at one of the famous Jedi Fan convention when George Lucas made a quest appearance at the convention. The man approached George after Lucas was showing off new designs for a Lightsaber and the man commented on how the hilt of the Lightsaber reminded him of a "penis". George Lucas looked upon the man with a deep untouched Dark Fury and took the newly designed light saber and sodomized the gay fan while saying "Only a Sith fan see's a LightSaber and thinks of a Penis" The man died two days later from Excessive Anal Bleeding, The Crime of George Lucas case was dissmissed since the Judge was Georges "biggest fan".
I did a report on the Crime of George Lucas, and yes jedi's are actually gay bashers who are out to whipe out the population of the infamous Sith who are actually extremely gay.
30π 13π
Million years ago the greatest and most feared dinosaur wasn't the tyrannosaurus or Velociraptor but the Penisouras who conquered and destroyed The Neanderthall's great cities and country's. This Dinosaur was over 50 feet tall weighing over 30 tons and could shoot its hot sticky goo over 1000 ft in distance.
Dude did you see last nights episode when Godzilla went up againist The almighty Penisouras ! Godzilla cried like a little bitch
21π 3π
During combat when your so furious, you deliver a punch that packs so much strength, force and energy that it cause's your enemy to simply explode.
Homeless man wakes up after being urinated on. He becomes so furious and he cocks backs his arm to deliver the Mad Dog Punch. Then it happens the urinater just becomes a million pieces on the floor.
17π 5π
When your gay partner sticks his penis in your anus and urinates causing your penis to fill with piss.
During sex the Golden Gayness is preformed
Ryan: Lets try something new
Alby: I know of a great experience spread your cheeks here comes the Golden Gayness
18π 6π
When multiple men dress up in Orcs, Elfs, Ogres or just fantasy costumes and have gay anal sex with eachother. Very popular in Texas and New York.
Dude don't go over to Matt's place tonight because Forgotten Realms Gay Fun is going down
18π 19π