True MetalCore

MetalCore-The mix of metal and hardcore fast melodic hitting guitars, Thundering drums major double bass, Screaming, growling melodic, meadow singing.

The glory days of Metal which was at its peak in early 2000's before the arrival of mixed genre's (Deathcore, Emo, Scence metal,ect). Some of bands do stay true to what metalcore stands for most have been mixed in with all the different genre's.

Metal is a mess now, So many bands... So many genres.... Bands that dont deserve getting signed are left and right. Metal's worse decade so far. But here are some True Metalcore albums from the glory days.

Alive or just breathing-Killswitch engage
Behind silense and solitude-all that remains
Gone Forever-God forbid
Early Shadows fall up untill last album

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poopopoptomus

The worse kind of poop, when it's so huge that you have to clamp your anus apart and use chopsticks to pull it out.

I had to call my friend Matt over to assist me in getting the poopopoptomus out

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Blood Grind

A form of extreme music, mix between black metal and grindcore genres.

Abigal williams is a Blood Grind Band

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Honkie Tonkie

A Texan Homosexual man who rides beneath the horse instead on top.

Gay cowboy 1: Billy im just a regular gay cowboy

Gay cowboy 2: No your not your a flammin Honkie Tonkie

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fudge fart

When engaging in Anal sex the companion receiving the penis, decides it's funny to let a fart loose which causes the penis to explode. (BAM)!

I was sent to prison yesterday and the first man to rape me got a good Fudge Fart.

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Gay Gabe

A gay kid from Alaska who tries to have sex with two not gay boys at once in a camper, resulting in him being rejected and made fun of for the rest of his life.

(In the camper)

Oleana the Gay Gabe: Hey buddys you wanna play truth or dare

Brandon: Um Ok i guess...........

John: what the fuck?

Oleana the Gay Gabe: Ok guys dont freak out, but I dare you let me suck your dicks

Brandon: Dude John lets get the fuck out of here.

John: No doubt dude, Oleana is a total Gay Gabe

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Oudles and Boodles

An a extreme state of mind when you become so angry you go outside and scream at the clouds and throw handfuls of dogshit at random people. Common in Alaska

ARGH! I can't eat my vegtables when they are covered in gravy! Aunt Sarah you bitch-whore who cant cook, Oudles and Boodles !

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