Religion Assolic

The belief that god is in fact a giant ass and jesus was the product of the giant anus.

Bob: you coming to St. Paul's Catholic church tommorrow with me?

Jimmy: Sorry I'm not Catholic, I only follow the Religion Assolic

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Chode Stir

The act of stiring someones alcoholic drink with their penis.

(At a party)

Zebadiah: Dude Code Red I can't find any stir sticks for my Jack with Coke.

Allen: Don't worry Bro I have a solution give me the drink

Zebadiah: Dude your a life saver

Allen:(pulls down his pants Zeb gives his thumps up and Allen jams his penis into the drink pulling a Chode Stir )

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Maturebater

Someone who only masturbates to people over the age of 40.

Sam: I was at Mikes house and guess what i caught him doing?

Chris: What dude?

Sam: Masterbating to old bitches

Chris: He is such a Maturebater

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