October 25th

October 25th is National Do freaky shit day

Me: Eyyy wanna go do freaky shit its October 25th

Her.YESS

september 27

This day is fuck your homie day. Go out and fuck any of your homies without question.

yooo its september 27 lets go fuck

Eat off a naked body

Every friday in the year you get to eat food off of the naked body of your gf/bf or bfs body or sneaky links body

Him:Its friday so lets eat off a naked body
Her:Okay eat off mine

September 27th

September 27th is the day to get yourself the baddest mf and ask her to be your Girlfriend

Its September 27th you should be my Girlfriend